After years of dodging questions, vague financials, and community frustration, the board is now inviting individual property owners to privately meet and be treated to a masterclass in deflection and financial gymnastics. How thoughtful.
Because we all know what these meetings really are: a chance for the board to talk in circles, overwhelm us with convoluted nonsense, and then act surprised when we still have questions. Classic move — bury the truth under enough jargon and spreadsheets, and if we’re still confused, well, obviously we’re just not capable of understanding the complex world of SHPOA magic.
No doubt these one-on-one meetings will be a real eye-opener — mostly in how efficiently you can gaslight concerned residents into thinking the lack of transparency is somehow our fault.
But sure, go ahead and have people email you their “availability.” That way, you can manage the narrative one confused homeowner at a time, instead of addressing the community like actual adults with a right to know how their money is being spent.
Looking forward to hearing about those performances.