It’s that magical time of year again when the Snug Harbor Board of Governors pretends to care about democracy! Yes, they’re once again requesting nominations for this November’s election—because nothing says “open and fair process” like an exclusive clique deciding who’s worthy enough to sit in thier presence at their “Very Important Table”.
So please, by all means, submit your name—you know, for sport. Because at the end of the day, we all know how this goes: If you’re not part of the inner circle, you’re just part of the audience. They will manipulate the ballot counts to make sure it is the outcome they desire. Just like last year.
But hey, maybe this year they’ll surprise us and pick someone who isn’t already sipping a box of wine with them every weekend and gossiping about the rest of us behind closed doors.
Good luck to all the pre-approved candidates! May the odds be ever in your cocktail party’s favor.