Snug Harbor Board of Governors Outdoes Themselves Again: The Mystery of the Unreadable Covenants

Bravo, Snug Harbor Board of Governors — you’ve done it again! Just when property owners thought the bar couldn’t possibly get any lower, you managed to post completely unreadable copies of our past covenants to the community website. Genius move. Nothing screams “competence and transparency” quite like uploading documents that look like they were scanned through a foggy fish tank.

It’s almost impressive how consistently this board finds new ways to frustrate the very people they’re supposed to represent. You’d think after years of “experience,” someone would’ve realized that maybe—just maybe—posting blurry, half-missing legal documents isn’t what transparency looks like. But hey, who needs legible information when you can have chaos and confusion, right?

And let’s be honest — you have to wonder if this was really just another careless mistake… or if the goal was to look transparent without actually being transparent. Because nothing says “we have nothing to hide” quite like hiding the information in plain sight, behind unreadable scans and pixelated pages. It’s the perfect illusion of openness — post the documents, claim transparency, and hope no one notices they can’t read a single word.

The property owners are disgusted, and rightfully so. We deserve documents we can actually read, not cryptic hieroglyphs that require a magnifying glass and divine intervention. It’s embarrassing — a perfect example of how little care or respect the board shows toward its community.

And whoever thought it was a good idea to upload those unreadable messes? Let’s just call it what it is — pure ignorance. Either they didn’t bother to look at what they were posting, or they genuinely didn’t care how it looked. In either case, it’s a slap in the face to every property owner trying to understand the very rules that govern their community.

So congratulations, Board. You’ve successfully turned something as simple as uploading a readable PDF into another shining example of why trust and patience in your leadership have completely evaporated. Maybe next time, before bragging about “openness and accountability,” try making sure the documents are visible first.